Ram Recipe Book Table of Contents
Homemade Goat Paneer and Bacon Tacos with Sake Glaze
By: Maximus Vogt
The Ramspondents
Want a complicated recipe for Thanksgiving while completely subverting the traditional cuisine? This recipe is perfect for you. Born out of an empty pantry fever dream, this recipe marries unexpected choices with the irresistibly savory, culminating in a meal that is truly global.
Total Time: 1.5 hours
Active time 45 mins
Servings: 2 People
For Paneer:
32 ounces goat's milk
32 ounces cow's milk (or any other animal milk)
¼ cup vinegar
For Tortilla Dough:
¾ cup warm water
Pinch of salt
⅓ cup all-purpose flour
⅔ cup maseca (tortilla flour)
For Taco Filling:
4 slices bacon
Half a large onion, cut into ½-inch wedges
Black pepper, to taste
1 teaspoon dried thyme
1 tablespoon sesame seeds
1 tablespoon soy sauce
2 tablespoons sake
Make the Paneer (can be made up to two days in advance)
Place a colander in the sink and line with a tea towel or cheesecloth.
Pour goat's milk and cow's milk into a saucepan over medium-high heat. Stir regularly until nearly at a boil.
Add ¼ cup vinegar and immediately remove from heat. Allow mixture to coagulate for 2-3 minutes.
Pour the coagulated mixture into the lined colander and rinse the curds with cold water.
Gather the tea towel with your hands and squeeze out as much moisture as possible.
Form the cheese into a block inside the tea towel, then place in a tofu presser or put a heavy pan on top. Refrigerate for at least 1 hour to drain remaining water.
Make Tortilla Dough
In a medium bowl, combine ¾ cup warm water, a pinch of salt, ⅓ cup all-purpose flour, and ⅔ cup maseca. Mix to form a stiff dough, adding more maseca or water if needed.
Cover with a damp cloth and let rest for 20 minutes.
After 20 minutes, knead the dough a few times, then cover and let rest until ready to cook.
Make Taco Filling
In a large skillet, cook 4 slices of bacon over medium heat.
While bacon cooks, cut the paneer into cubes and cut half an onion into ½-inch wedges.
When bacon is done, remove from pan and carefully place paneer cubes into the hot bacon fat.
Cook paneer cubes over medium heat until the bottom is golden brown and releases from the pan.
Carefully scrape the bottom of the pan, then add the onion wedges, black pepper, dried thyme and tablespoon sesame seeds. Cook for 4 minutes or until aromatics are fragrant.
Add soy sauce and sake. Simmer until liquid reduces.
While liquid reduces, divide tortilla dough into 6 balls.
Cook the Tortillas and Assemble
Cut a gallon-sized ziplock bag so it opens into one long plastic sheet.
Place a dough ball in the center and fold the plastic over it. Using a heavy pan or book, press down on the dough with your weight against the countertop to flatten into a thin tortilla.
Cook on a griddle or skillet over high heat for 30 seconds on each side, or until tan spots appear.
Fill tortillas with the paneer and bacon mixture. Crumble reserved bacon on top if desired. Serve immediately.
Mac and cheese (gouda and cheddar)
By Bear Atwood
The Ramspondents
This is a mac and cheese recipe I always use whether it’s the holidays or just a chill afternoon when I need a nice, cheesy comfort dish.
Ingredients:
1 tbsp butter
1 tbsp flour
1/2 cup milk
½ cup evaporated milk
8 oz noodles
5 oz medium cheddar
2 oz Gouda
1 tsp salt
1/2 pepper pepper pepper
1/2 tsp mustard powder
1/2 tsp turmeric
1/2 tsp paprika
1/2 tsp chicken bouillon
1/4 garlic powder
1/4 tsp onion powder
1/8 tsp cayenne
Steps:
Prep cheese by shredding both or cutting to half an inch.
Whichever one works just try and get it small enough to melt fairly quickly since the cheese needs to melt gently so as to not break the roux.
If you’re inexperienced with making a roux or would like a little extra leeway, adding a slice of processed american cheese can keep the sauce from breaking as it has added emulsifiers to keep things unnaturally smooth.
Put a pot of water on the medium high stove and add the noodles once it comes to a boil.
You may need to reduce the heat a little to avoid the water boiling over. Cook pasta till al dente, drain and set aside.
In a separate sauce pan, heat the stove to medium-low and add the butter till it melts and starts to gently bubble, then add the flour and cook gently till the flour scent is gone.
Then add both the milk and evaporated milk starting with a splash and stirring till homogeneous and repeat, slowly pouring more in little by little till fully combined.
After that add the spices and combine and taste for seasoning.
It’s easier to do this before adding the cheese since it’s much less viscous meaning less stirring needed.
Next turn the heat off and add the cheese and stir constantly until fully melted.
Adding the cheese while the pan is too hot can cause the sauce to break and turn grainy but if the cheese is taking longer to melt then it’s okay to add heat just be mindful of how hot things are getting.
Next pour the cheese sauce into the noodle pan and stir till all the noodles are fully coated.
I usually stop here, especially when busy with other dishes but some may want to take it a step further and add a crunchy top by using toasted panko bread crumbs.
Merriman’s World-Famous Green Bean Casserole
By AJ Merriman
The Ramspondents
This green bean casserole originates from Germany and has been a part of many family dinners besides just Thanksgiving. The mushroom soup and the fried onion strings add a lot to this dish and in my opinion make it much better.
Ingredients
1 Can of 28oz Cut Green Beans
1 Can of 10.5 oz Cream of Mushroom Condensed Campbell's Soup
1 Container 6oz French’s Crispy Fried Onions (Original)
½ Cup of Milk
1 Teaspoon of Salt
1 Teaspoon of Pepper
Directions
Combine green beans, milk, and cream of chicken/mushroom soup in a large baking bowl and mix well.
Add ½ container of crispy fried onions and mix well
Sprinkle salt, pepper and remaining crispy fried onions to the top of the casserole
Bake green bean casserole at 375°F for 25 minutes.
It should have bubbles towards the edges and that’s when you know it’s done.
Skin-on mashed potatoes
By: Bailey Borkowski
The Ramspondents
Ingredients:
2 pounds of potatoes (Yukon Gold or Russet)
Salt
Water
1 cup of chicken or vegetable broth
3 tbsp butter
¼ tsp pepper
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp onion powder
Splash of cream
Directions:
Scrub potatoes to remove all dirt then dice the potatoes into cubes
In a large pan add the potatoes and a pinch of salt, then cover with water. Bring the water to a boil, then reduce to a simmer
Cook for 15-20 minutes or until the potatoes can easily be pierced with a fork or knife.
While the potatoes cook, mix the broth and butter in a small pan over medium heat. The butter should be melted.
When the potatoes are done, drain the water then lay them out on a dish towel to absorb any excess water.
In a pot, add the potatoes and the broth/butter mixture. Mash the potatoes until creamy. This is where you should add your spices and a splash of cream
Enjoy!
Oven Baked Peach Cobbler with Sweet Crunch Topping
By Matthew Horn
The Ramspondents
This cobbler has been a southern family choice for years. The warm peaches sink into a soft, buttery batter while a sugar and nut topping crisps on top. It is an easy dessert that tastes like nostalgia with a mix of summer in every bite.
Ingredients
1 stick unsalted butter
1 cup sugar, divided
1 cup all purpose flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
Pinch of salt
1 cup milk
4 cups sliced peaches, fresh or frozen
1 teaspoon cinnamon (optional, highly recommended)
Crunch Topping
1/3 cup chopped pecans or almonds
2 tablespoons sugar
1 tablespoon brown sugar
1 tablespoon melted butter
Instructions:
Heat the oven to 350°F.
Place the butter in a baking dish and warm it in the oven until the butter melts.
In a medium bowl, mix 1/2 cup sugar, flour, baking powder, salt, and milk until smooth.
In another bowl, toss the peaches with the remaining 1/2 cup sugar and cinnamon.
Assemble toppings in a small bowl, mix the pecans, remaining sugars, and melted butter for the crunch topping.
Pour the batter over the melted butter in the baking dish. Do not stir.
Spoon the peaches and their juices evenly over the batter. Do not stir.
Sprinkle the crunch topping across the surface.
Bake for 40 to 45 minutes until the top is golden and crisp.

Grandma’s Baja Blast Pie
By Chloe Waskey
The Ramspondents
Editor’s note — While this recipe may seem out of the ordinary for Thanksgiving, our intrepid reporter assures me she has put this through the test kitchen and it has received positive reviews from her taste-testers. It’s like a key-lime pie, but EXTREME.
This recipe has been passed down for generations, offering a rare glimpse into the lives of Americans through history. A pillar of the Plymouth settler’s diet, this refreshing dessert resembles a light and creamy key lime pie. As John Smith once said: Live Más.
Grandma’s Baja Blast Pie
Ingredients:
1 ½ cups graham cracker crumbs
⅓ cup sugar
6 tablespoons butter, melted
1 large Baja Blast from Taco Bell (2 if you’re thirsty)
½ tablespoons powdered gelatin
2 tablespoons cold water
8 oz. cream cheese, softened
½ cup heavy whipping cream
1 cup sweetened condensed milk
1 teaspoon Lime zest
1 teaspoon Lemon zest
1 pack instant vanilla pudding
Green and Blue food coloring
Instructions:
Make the crust: Preheat the oven to 350°F. Mix sugar, graham cracker crumbs and melted butter in a bowl until completely combined. Press mixture along the sides and bottom of a 9-inch pie dish and bake for 8-10 minutes or until golden brown.
Strain ice out of Baja Blast and bring to a light boil in a saucepan on medium heat. Reduce until you have 1 cup plus 2 tablespoons of Baja Blast (10 oz). Cool in the fridge until it is warm.
While the Baja Blast reduction cools, sprinkle gelatin powder over 2 tablespoons cold water and do not stir. Let sit for 5-10 minutes to bloom gelatin.
Pour gelatin mix into reduced Baja Blast and stir until gelatin is completely dissolved. In a bowl, combine gelatin/Baja Blast mix with instant pudding powder and whisk until there are no clumps. Set aside to thicken, about 5 minutes.
In another bowl, create a Baja Blast slurry by mixing corn starch and 2 tablespoons Baja Blast. Add this to the pudding.
To create the filling base, beat softened cream cheese until smooth. Slowly pour in heavy whipping cream. Once slightly fluffy, add in condensed milk, lemon zest and lime zest.
Fold pudding mixture into filling base until combined. Add food coloring to reach desired hue.
Scoop filling in the prepared pie shell and smooth surface. (You may have leftover filling to snack on later). Chill pie for at least four hours, preferably overnight. Serve with whipped cream and a cold glass of Baja Blast.
Chloe Waskey is a CSU student majoring in Journalism and Media Communication with a minor in political science.
